ME
Get up, get up!
(7:30am)

Boyfriend
No.

ME
Get up!
(with lots of jumping on him and on the bed)

Boyfriend
Have you regressed to 5 years old

ME
Yes.  Get up.

Boyfriend
You need to get back on your cot.

ME
Cot?

Boyfriend
Yes, your cot.  Do we need to put you back in your cot?

ME
What are you calling a cot?

Boyfriend
You know.  A jail.  For babies.

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