MOM
I was watching that weird show on TV

ME
The one with the ugly lady who used to be pretty and fat daughters who dream about the future?

MOM
Yeah.  That one.  What's her name?  Patricia….Marquette?

ME
Marquette?  You mean…Arquette?

MOM
Ohhhh, yeah.  Arquette.  Patricia Arquette.

(pause)

I think I've been watching too much college basketball.

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