Scene: today at work.
We should probably just replace this broken computer with a used one from eBay.
I can try to fix the power supply myself.
BOSS, ME, MDPHD K (ALL)
Oh yeah, he knows that stuff because he builds model planes for his hobby.
What? Really? I want to see.
(Boss goes back to his office, everyone watches the video.)
Wow, I can’t do that kind of stuff.
Yeah, me neither. I know how to install batteries and plug things in to the wall, but that’s about it.
I think if the world ends, you really need someone like that, a person who knows electronics and stuff.
Yeah. At the end of the world, I’ll be totally useless.
Yeah, me too. Oh wait, except I know how to garden and plant things for food.
Oh, that’s good. You’ll won’t be useless. The only thing I can do is tell which direction is north or south from the position of the sun.
Yeah, a lot of people know how to do that, but that is very useful.
Yeah, that’s it, I’m totally useless.
(realizing something is amiss)
Wait a minute, what? But you’re a doctor!
Oh yeah! I forgot!
I’m pretty sure being a doctor is pretty important during the apocalypse. Although he is a cardiologist, so not an orthopedic or a cardiothoracic surgeon, but it’s better than a slap in the face.